Kanye’s Yeezy Season 5 Lookbook has officially launched and to celebrate, FIB is taking a little stroll back through some of the worst fashion trends to date (sorry, not sorry Kanye). Featuring vag zipper shorts and Galaxy suspender tights, look if you dare.
Wow, Yeezy. If I knew that all I needed to do to create a successful fashion line was head to the nearest Vinnies and feed the clothes to my dog, I would’ve been a billionaire now. Shame. We all know Yeezy’s reputation – cut a couple of holes in my Kmart sweat shirt and voilà! Fashun. But with the launch of his latest season 5 lookbook, we just want to know, where did all the clothes go?
In other terrible fashion news, remember the galaxy tights? I know you do. You probably owned a pair and if you did, shame on you. Do you want to see what they have evolved into now?
God help us all. Just when we thought the galaxy tights COULDN’T get any worse, they just went ahead and got worse. Insert eye roll emoji. But wait, there’s more!
The denim short may never go out of style. The problem with this is the constant demand for something fresh and new. I don’t know about you but…
…yeah, you get it. Unnecessarily long vag zipper and upper cut denim shorts you say? What better way to show the world that you have absolutely no care or sense for fashion. At all.
Like seriously, what the fuck?
Oh and one more thing. If we can see something that we shouldn’t see, for the love of all that is good, burn it. Just, burn it. Oh fashion, you can either live or learn. Please learn. Please.